Hi Everyone,
Bad news, I have just seen the trailer for Star Drek Academy, Crappy-write 2026, and I was absolutely appalled by the utter drivel it presented on the screen. Just a quick disclaimer here: I am 67, and I do still have some standards in what I watch. I still remember seeing the first broadcasts of ST-TOS.
My first shock was Holly Hunter as the captain. She was absolutely grotesque, looking like she was chewing a wasp half of the time, slouching about in the captain's seat like she was a bored golden retriever, not the most senior person on the ship, with not a vertebrae to her name, certainly not when the pirate showed up in episode 1.
What life skills and preparation was she supposed to have been through to warrant her being given the honoured rank of captain? The next shock, which was even worse to swallow, she had no shoes or socks on her feet??? The number of times that any fleet of the line ship can expect to be attacked and semi - blown up must be in triple figures at least; her feet will have a permanent speed dial repair spot in the med bay, with glass and crud scars all over them.
She could have been cast as the ship's counsellor, tucked away in a corner somewhere, to be brought out when the big people were a bit busy; that could have worked, not brilliantly, but a reasonable fit.
The script for the first episode sounded like a disaster waiting to happen. Why were there no seasoned personnel on board their flagship vessel on its maiden voyage, apart from an engineer and a hologram medic? Were there no fighter escort shuttles? Did the Klingon just throw flowers at the pirate instead of a knife at his head? They wasted a perfectly good battle in the first episode, presumably to keep the oldies interested. Guess what, it did not work one bit. It did show us how incompetent the idea was, though.
The rest of the aliens tagging along looked positively cartoonish and flat. Someone else mentioned in a previous YouTube comment, "that a hippy Klingon" would not have reached his teens; he would have been tossed out the nearest airlock, because there would have been no honour in actually bothering to stab him and put him out of his misery. One blimpy character was cut and pasted right from the Thing in the Fantastic Four film. Another cheap laugh at the fans' expense. The brainless cadet who swallowed her com badge would have been sent home on the nearest cargo scow, but I thought she was supposed to be photonic? (A hologram to you and me.) Please just turn her off and save power.
The blue half-Jem Hadar-half Klingon woman reminded me of a pufferfish in panic mode. I'll bet they had a hoot in makeup and wardrobe. I will bet money that we can look forward to lots more inter-species romance coming up, yaaay, or in my case, puking up. I thought they would have had enough of that in ST Discovery. Yes, I know it goes on, and I do have friends who are of fluid gender, but they don't rub your nose in the fact all the time. Considering that these beings are supposed to be the brightest and the best the 32nd century has to offer the galaxy, what are the worst like?.
What was in the entrance exam, 1+1= (calculators allowed).
I ask myself, where is the Borg when you need them most? At least the collective was smart. To paraphrase that wise man, John Cleese, "I would not trust any of these students to sit the right way on a lavatory".
I hear that they spent between $6 - 10 million per episode. On what, certainly not on the script. The uniforms were acceptable, but I was not impressed with the academy ship itself or the bridge design. Where were the quality control checks in all of this? Why did Richard Picardo not speak out? Maybe he did quietly and was ignored. Was he so pleased to be back in the show that he did not want it to be cancelled, he had to ignore what drivel was going on right before his eyes? I dare say that he would have written a better script than this.
I hear that the studio did not bother getting in touch with the cast in person to confirm that the second series had been photon torpedoed, unless that was fake news going around. Supposedly. Holly Hunter grew a spine, marched into the boardroom, and gave them both barrels. If there had been better scenes like that in the show, they would not have had to cancel it.
One quote at the show premiere was, "It's not your parents' Star Trek", more's the pity. Another cast member asked us for patience; someone who could obviously read the signs, but they are not going to get it.
That venerable fountain of knowledge, which is YouTube, has lit up once more, Hollywood Studios, pleasemake a note in big red ink, if you ignore the fans once again in the march to milk the Star Trek franchise, you get everything coming to you in the way of rotten apples and other assorted-sized veggies.
I don't know who will carry the can for this dross, if anyone, but the studio needs to go right back to the drawing board and have a long, hard think. They can call it a dream of one of the cadets or more like a nightmare. As it stands, to be honest, this one looks like a transporter malfunction.
According to the titles of some of the other reviews on YouTube, episodes two to four actually made it worse, so I did a rewrite. Hint, hint. At this rate, I can't see the crew doing many ST autographica conventions around the world, not if they want to come away with all of their hair, anyway.
01.02.2026.
Is this the last nail in the coffin of Star Trek? I certainly hope not, as I have grown up with it and it has been a thread weaving its way through my life, and I hope that it would continue to do so as I go into my twilight years.It does not deserve to go out of existence in this way. Keeping the younger generation engaged is fine, but we were here first and deserve consideration for the readies we have pumped into their bank accounts, roughly $11US billion into the studio coffers over the decades. Do they care about the fans' wishes? It looks doubtful, but we hope to be surprised.
02.02.2026
Since I desperately needed a Star Trek fix of some sort and the Academy was definitely not coming up with the goods, I have ordered Picard season three, a bit late, I know, but it was always sold out at the shop when I tried to get it before. I hope it is a good choice. Fingers crossed.
03.02.2026
According to YouTube sources, they are roughly basing this series format on Harry Potter, which was a great blockbuster franchise. The problem is that the scriptwriters did not stick to it closely enough. There is no learning or character progression involved, apart from "I will it, so let it be". There are no personal challenges to be overcome, apart from a debate and a bit of other stuff at the end.
(Spoiler Alert - I know, it is already so spoiled.) Jay-dee's parents consist of two male Klingons who are married to one female - NAA, NO WAY, NO.HOW!! They would have preferred their race to go extinct rather than lose its honour like that! No continuity with the past whatsoever. Every other Klingon actor who has ever been on the show would have been throwing their Bat'leth at the tv screen in utter disgust and revulsion at that moment. This is the first time I am glad I do not have a monster sized tv in my home.
YouTuber "Mr H Reviews" (C) Copyright 2026 said that they were being beaten in the ratings by old shows of South Park and SpongeBob Square Pants!! Chew on that, Paramount!
More news in - Paramoint have deleted an episode on YouTube. This seems like the show is having the same effect as a warp core breach; get rid of it now. They are running about like headless chickens, with no idea how to fix the situation. Holly Hunter has gone quiet on the matter instead of trying to support the show. We can only wonder what went on behind the scenes. Kurtsman should be drummed out of the industry so that he cannot cause any more damage to the hearts and minds of his audience.
How much input did Holly have in her character? They usually have some leeway? Did she try to make it better, and the directors stomped on her, or was she up for it all along? How much research had she done regarding the previous series shows? You can forgive the kids not having watched it much, but if you're going to be in a show that is as big as this one, don't you at least do SOME homework? Apparently, they flunked that part, too?
I hear that there is actually a second series already in the can. They must have shot them side by side. Not the first time that this has been done. The dilemma now is whether to air it or not. I have actually found a YouTuber who is enjoying the series. So the outlook may not be pitch black for the series. If the younger fanbase rally round the show, they may continue with it.
At the end of the day, you cannot blame the actors for the show and its lack of quality and depth; it is the higher-ups in the organisation that are at fault.
Yours, horrified beyond expression,
Ivor Cogdell
P.S.I think that this must be my longest review on any topic in the life of this blog, that shows disgusted I am.





